Lamp broke from a fall
I don't know who wrote on the wall
oh golly gee, wasn't me
there's paint on the floor
are you sure it wasn't there before
golly gee, wasn't me
heard a ghost saw a cat
a dog ran by and everything just went splat
I mean, what else could make a mess like that?
oh golly gee, wasn't me
it fell off the shelf
I swear it happened all by itself
oh golly gee, wasn't me.